Brush your Teeth

So this morning was like all work day mornings, I wake up tired.  Squinting and hiding my eyes from the bright runway lights of our bathroom vanity as I pee and then scramble to brush my teeth.  I do this barely looking, mostly feeling my way around.  I grab my toothbrush, slather it with my toothpaste-turn on the brush and jam it into my mouth and start scrubbing.  Top teeth, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....yes, I still count.....bottom teeth.....1, 2, 3, 4, 5.....and then I open my eyes and look at myself in the mirror vigorously brushing my gums, teeth....all of it.  I open my eyes wider in surprise, and honestly disgust as I notice I am using a BLUE brush, not a PINK one.....

I, Lela Johnson, have brushed my teeth, with my husbands toothbrush.

Thank you for your time.